wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
when i make a wish i dont just wish for one thing, i wish for 20 things all in one sentence